Learn how to be a better boyfriend from this blog by Jessy Delfino.
Some gems include tips like:
"Hey boyfriend. If you love your girl, you will buy her jewelry."
"Get a job!"
"No one likes a bossy pants."
"Make sure you don't smell."
Excerpt:
GOOD BOYFRIENDS DON'T GO TO JAIL
If you have the urge to go to jail, just think twice about it. Good boyfriends do NOT go to jail.
Think about what happens while you are in jail, boyfriend. Your girlfriend is sad and alone. That guy who had his eye on her anyway (and you know that at any given moment, there are at least 10 - 15 of those guys, depending on how hot your missy is) knows you went to jail, because he read it in the crime blotter or whatever. So, keep that in mind as you're getting ready to rob a bank/break and enter/pull off a heist featuring a Merecedes and three bald, well-suited fellows/freedom fight the system.
