Latest TODAY column: All I want for Christmas....
How have you been, Santa? I hope you are well. You really should look into losing some weight (preferably without using harmful drugs).
Even I started exercising this year, after more than 10 years of getting pudgy. You don't want to keel over and die at the wheel while careening across the skies in your sled, do you?
I have been a very good boy this year.
I made a baby, my third, thereby helping the country increase its population by just a little.
I also continued donating to the National Kidney Foundation, even though the NKF, sorry, the Old NKF, was so messed up. I only hope that more than 30 cents of my monthly Giro payment of $3 to the New NKF will help people in need.