Looking for a new business opportunity? Is your dream to direct award-winning films? Want to turn a hobby into a business empire?
Now you can! Run, don't walk, down to eBay and bid for your very own porn company! Hey, Singapore already has casinos, why not a porn industry? Dammit, you could be a pioneer, man!
Starting bid is US$100,000. Cheap cheap cheap!
Comes with:
- Intellectual property which includes the masters to all their movies, archive footage, photo shoots and a remaining inventory of 12,000 DVD pieces.
- A complete set of movie making equipment. Including the important soft-light kit.
- An industry editing system. A state-of-the-art system which you will need to edit either your archive footage for compilation re-release, or for your future projects.
- Corporate office equipment and furniture.
- A pre-paid credit with an Adult Entertainment Lawyer with over 25 years experience.
- An established real estate network which allows you to use upscale locations for your future shoots (shoot in Ludicris' party house!).
- An established relationship with all your favorite and current Adult Stars.
- An instructional course in Adult Entertainment from a professional Adult Entertainment Director. You will learn everything you need to know to direct and produce the very best in Adult Entertainment.
The eBay ad says, when running at full capability, this company has the potential to produce 8 movie projects every month. And that this Company is not being sold due to financial reasons but due to the moral issues between family members and partners.
I loved this line: "Therefore, we strongly recommend that you consider the moral issues of owning an Adult Entertainment business as well as the financial."
via Lucian from SPUG
