Latest TODAY column: Singapore is an open (but wet) society.
Excerpt:
Ya lor, Mr Soros, we are quite an open society here in Singapore, really. Sure, we can say things quite freely. I can even say that a politician like Mr (bleep) of the (bleep) party looks like a giant (bleep) and smells like (bleep).
Besides, I recall most Singaporeans filled in the application forms to become an open society and we meet all the necessary criteria to be responsibly open. Don't want no irresponsible openness here, you know?
