She was a good girl from an uptown school. He was a bruddah from Brooklyn-Harlem Secondary Skool (Singapore's first Hip Hop skool) in the mean streets of Simei...
So when this Chinese bruddah farts, does his shirt flap up too? If he has to take a leak, does he unzip his pants or unbutton the bottom of his shirt?
Luckily, there is no Baggy Pants Law against it.
I'd try low-slung baggy pants, but my belly would spoil the look and I don't like tripping and falling very much.