KFC cures breast cancer, for $9.95 with 2 free drinks!
Unfortunate Newspaper Ad Placement #119: Spotted by an alert Mr Tan in TODAY newspaper.
Endorsed by Superman, and available in Original and Crispy recipe, a safer drug to cure breast cancer has been found. Do let the counter staff dispensing the Buddy Meal prescription know if you do not want breast meat. Thank you and have a nice day!