We were in the office just now, trading army stories.
Miyagi: "Wah this list of annoying things to do to tick people off damn funny can?"
Our friend Stephen: "You know what we used to do in the Army? Cellophane over the toilet bowl. The first thing in the morning, you usually rush to the loo to take your dump without checking...
And in my other camp, the toilet bowls were black, so we used to kiwi the rims..."