It began with baby Joy throwing up and having diarrhoea. Then the gastric flu, probably the norovirus gastroenteritis that has been making its rounds in Singapore schools, hit one of my maids too, over the weekend.
Then the wife got hit with the vomiting on Monday morning, and blacked out in the lift even as she came back from the doctor's with Isaac, who also got hit.
Then just now, at 2am, Faith hurled too, so the weak missus, the remaining healthy maid, and I scrambled to clean up the royal mess. Thank goodness for mattress protectors.
"Gastric flu in Singapore under control"? My backside, ok?