Hey look! I signed up at uselessaccount.com and got my great account to do things like edit my account, forget my password, lots to do! And I already choped my username, so you can't take it!
Nyah nyah nyah!
I even put a badge here to show you I signed up for this great Web 2.0 site! I am so cool!
(You know you need help when you're addicted to signing up to account-requiring websites the moment they're released just so no one else takes your usual username.)