"Hui Huang is very cute girl. Keeping some baby fat on the face, she looks an adorable chipmunk which keeps smiling. All events!"
Good for happy chipmunk commercials?
"Uykio is very very photogenic. She is pretty in person but all pics turns out to be very striking. All events including photo shoots/ modeling (casual)."
"Ah Wing is always so sunny, smiley n adorable which is originated from Hong Kong."
I never knew adorable orignated from Hong Kong. Damn them! Always one up on Singapore!
"Jin Lian is a school volleyball player. Athletic, smiley face, Japanese features like F4 Vanness."
Er, isn't Vanness a GUY?
"Catherine is youthful n attractive middle aged lady with two kids. She said thanks to spa treatment)"
Spas now help you make kids too?
"Gao Ying Ping is an NUS Engineering degree holder. Smart, beautiful n wise."
And of course we all know how important wisdom is for a modeling gig.
"Sylvia is a very very good natured, pleasant, sweet girl. She is kind hearted as a nurse."
But when she is not a nurse, she will kick your ass.
"Jo is a very handsome Thai boy studying in Singapore. Jo got good built n handsome face. He trained muscles in gym."
Many muscles credit him for their better health.
"Louise looks extremely young, kind hearted, cute n adorable. She is also searching for a soul mate, the special someone. Contact us to arrange a date with her."
Whether you are looking for models or soul mates, we have it all under one roof.
"Valerie Tan Hao Ting... Look at her. She is not human."
What??!!! Oh wait, it says "She is an angel from heaven" after that. Good thing I read to the end of the sentence.
"Lim Julia goes around the world to study. Smart,intelligence plus beauty degree holder"
What is a beauty degree holder?
"Amelia Clarissa... There is only one word to describe this girl..Super cute n adorable."
Isn't that three words?
"Lih Ming is so adorable that you wanna squeeze her cheek."
He doesn't say which which cheek.
And my favourite model in this new batch...
"Christabel Law Hui Lin... Oh my gosh Girl!!! Angelic face with monstrous body!!! Super body with a 22 inches waist!!"
Good only for face commercials. Unless you are looking for a monstrous body.