If the Rebellion had beauty pageant contestant, Stacy Hedger, playing her trumpet for them, the Death Star would have been destroyed without even needing to send Luke down the trenches. I think when she was done, not only did she take down the Death Star, Alderaan blew up too.
Check out the sympathy applause during her Charlie Chaplin bit. She really takes it to a new level with those moves.
This video has everything, man. A blonde beauty contestant, black tights with glittery sleeves, Star Wars, shooting, ducking, trumpet as blaster... epic stuff.
"Always two there are; no more, no less: a master and her trumpet."
