Saw this in the Togoparts.com classifieds. Nothing like a little humour and truth in your classified ads. It's a nice bike too:
For Sale: ORBEA Vento with Campy parts
"Hi All,
I'm selling the above road bike for a friend as it's collecting dust in his kitchen.
It was bought by him a year ago on the delusion of training for the 2007 Tour de France. Unfortunately, 2007 came and went, but he was never quite there, probably due to his high training schedule of riding the bike once every 2 months. So he's gone back to more extreme sports, like fishing..."
