From uncyclopedia, on the SAF:
The Singapore Armed Forces (abbreviated: SAF) is the most powerful military organization in the world because it has never lost a single war (although it has never been in any). The SAF relies largely on conscripted soldiers and comprises three branches: the Branch That Blows Up Things On Land, the Branch That Blows Up Things In The Air, and the Branch That Blows Up Things In The Sea. The number of active personnel in the SAF is estimated at 500,000 the most important of which being over 10,000
malingering chao keng kia PES E soldiers who ensure that Generals get their coffee on time and pipping hot. It is further estimated that another 100,000 or so soldiers are actually full-time 'Winning Eleven' Professionals - with evidence of numerous competitions held within the various divisions (3rd, 6th, 9th).
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