Is it to warn you that all aspire to be millionaires?
The whole thing reads like some poem.
I also like that bit right at the end, where it says, "Strictly for the first 50 person". Only that one fifty-year-old dude can attend? Very exclusive.
And it claims to show you "what mistakes are commonly made by experienced investors and how to avoid".
You may need to check them out, they say, "if you do not know the aboves".
Confidence inspiring, doesn't it?