Update (I had time to think of nonsense like this because my Timeline was not updating): "If you tweet a tweet and it does not update on other people's frozen Twitter timelines, did you really tweet?"
In case you are wondering why you have not seen any updates on your Twitter timeline for the last hour or more, the world did not end without informing you.
It seems that Twitter is acting up for everyone else too. Even Mashable.
@superjaberwocky told me: "I have only survived by searching for Tweets amid the ruins."
The horror. The horror.