Latest CNNGo.com "Say What? with mrbrown" column: mrbrown ponders the merits of an airport 'freedom fondle'
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Travel to the United States now comes with some extras, courtesy of the TSA. You can choose to stand in front of a full-body backscatter scanner and let an anonymous airport official see your naked body, or if you find that unpalatable, you can opt for a pat-down.Before you say, "Pat-down for me, fo' sho!" let me also tell you that the new, ahem, "enhanced" TSA pat-down involves screeners touching your genitals (also known in some scientific circles as "your junk") with their fingers. (cont'd)
