Latest CNNGo.com "Say What? with mrbrown" column: mrbrown ponders the merits of an airport 'freedom fondle'
Travel to the United States now comes with some extras, courtesy of the TSA. You can choose to stand in front of a full-body backscatter scanner and let an anonymous airport official see your naked body, or if you find that unpalatable, you can opt for a pat-down.
Before you say, "Pat-down for me, fo' sho!" let me also tell you that the new, ahem, "enhanced" TSA pat-down involves screeners touching your genitals (also known in some scientific circles as "your junk") with their fingers. (cont'd)