1. Your pay is the same but you will work an extra day in 2012.
2. You may think you are drowning in a flood of despair, but PUB wants you to know it's only a pond of inconvenience.
3. The Mayan end-of-the-world will probably happen just after you receive your 13th month bonus but before you can spend it.
4. Embrace your hopes and dreams as firmly as cable ties hold our SMRT subway train power claws.
5. Just because you failed many times doesn't mean you need to quit. Especially if you're the SMRT CEO.
6. You can score 60.14% at the exam and still get 81 out of 87 of the scholarship places.
7. When you need get somewhere fast, find Comfort in a fare hike.
