When @jovenatheart tweeted: "it makes me #rage when i see emails saying 'for your advise'", I knew I had to start #EmailLinesThatMakeMeRage
#EmailLinesThatMakeMeRage:
1. @jovenatheart: "For your advise"
2. @lupcheong: "Sent from my iPad"
3. @pretzelknot: "Please revert"
4. @maenadery: "Action on this."
5. @mrbrown: "Noted with thanks."
6. @WayneTeo: "Out of Office AutoReply"
7. @humswhilepeeing: "For your perusal."
8. @hai_ren: "For your necessary action"
9. AntiStressKid: "Please reply A.S.A.P."
10. @mrbrown: "Dear Kin Mum" (It's Mun, you twit)
11. @mrbrown: "Dear Editor/Blogger/Producer/Content Manager/Friend of the Media"
12. @GenkiGenki: "Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:"
13. @billaBangs: "Pls kindly find in the attachment…" *no attachment*
14. @sonydjuana: "With regards to the above mentioned subject"
15. @badehavior: "My name is George Ekobi & I need your help to transfer $5million out of my deceased uncle's bank account."
16. @yanyewkay: "The user's mailbox quota is reached. Please inform him."
17. @miyagi: "We wish to inform you whereby..."
18. @Joakim_Gomez: "………has sent you a request on FarmVille"
19. @thomasarie: "No Subject"
20. @inanaj: "FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Cats"
21. @fab_xl: "[ADV]"
22. @chezevo: "(Fm: MINDEF) You have a National Service Call-Up Notification."
23. @rainnabe: "This is a system-generated acknowledgement. Please do not reply to this email."
24. @liangkaixin: Worse still, "FYNA" RT @CelineShanmugam: "For your necessary action."
25. @idvhiidvr: "Please contact the below-mentioned number regarding the above-mentioned issue."
26. @sarasofjuliet: "Sent from my BlackBerry wireless handheld powered by StarHub!"
27. @Fake_PMLee: "Sent from the Office of the MM -"
28. @BB_See: "Please proceed urgently"
29. @noshi113: "Any queries, please contact self"
30. @TommyWee:"Your kind feedback is appreciated." Why must my feedback be kind? Why.
31. @noshi113: "Needful, as attached"
32. @dinnie: "Your feedbacks is duly noted."
33. @behindmysmiles: "In regards to a…"
34. @mrbrown: "Your iCloud storage is almost full"
35. @sooling: "Click here to Unsubscribe" Hello, when did I ever subscribe?
36. @KendricKHJH: "Zynga"
37. @food_blogger: "To who it may concern..."
38. @DeniseLiTweets: "I will be following up soon with a phone call."
39. @DanielFoodDiary: "I would so like to invite u to my event. By the way, it's tomorrow."
40. @HossanLeong:"I need your quotation and proposal by 5 today" Hello it's 3pm. Don't you guys plan??
41. @appleseed "Please vote for my baby daughter/son x4 to entire company"
42. @repulsivity: "User is out of office until 31/12/2099"
43. @ErvinHan: "Your latest online credit card statement is ready for viewing."
44. @MAIMUNAHnasir: Looking at #EmailLinesThatMakeMeRage is making me laugh so hard, cos those are the exact same mails i am replying now! hahaha