Update: In case you are wondering why the Dîner en Blanc Facebook page at www.facebook.com/DinerEnBlanc.Singapore is Dîner en Blank, the official explanation is that it was "temporarily disabled" to "afford the greatest number of participants, media, and page visitors, the opportunity to read" their important message on their site instead.
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Hey organizers of Singapore's Dîner en Blanc! I heard you dissed our local food and uninvited our food bloggers to your Pay-Already-Still-Must-BYO "viral" picnic?
Well then, I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
If I had them, I would fling a volley of farm animals over the wall at your atas picnic! Or launch a cow from my castle walls, you snobs!
And now, if anyone is seen in photos at this Dîner en Blanc event, he or she will probably be labeled a food traitor to Singapore.
Vive la République (of Singapore)! Vive la Résistance! Vive la Tau Huay!
(Props to Leroy for the Monty Python inspiration!)
