According to this report, The Malaysian Education Ministry had endorsed “guidelines” to help parents to identify gay and lesbian “symptoms". The guidelines list symptoms of gays and lesbians. Here are some symptoms listed for gay men:
1. Have a muscular body and like to show their body by wearing V-neck and sleeveless clothes;
2. Prefer tight and light-coloured clothes;
3. Like to bring big handbags, similar to those used by women, when hanging out.
This means that in Malaysia, at least, there is no such thing as a fat gay guy. Allegedly, gay men are muscular and buff. V-necks and sleeveless clothes may see a huge plunge in sales soon. Ditto for big bags.
So this guy cannot go Malaysia:
Wonder Man may also fail the Malaysian Education Ministry Gay Test:
Wonder Man even carries a handbag on his belt. DOUBLE GAY!
So will the Malaysian Education Ministry set up a crack team of Anti-Gay Cops who will fan out and enforce the guidelines?
Malaysian Gahmen, you nair fail to surprise us. You the Boleh.
