Me: "Don't worry, I have set aside a day for your Factory Outlet Shopping. One day should be enough, right?"
Wife: *eyes narrow*
Me: "Two days?"
Wife: "…"
Me: "Let's keep it open-ended, ya? *nervous laughter*
Later at the Seattle Factory Outlets…
Me: "So you see your stores and I see mine, ok?"
Wife: *eyes narrow*
Me: "Or I can also come along to give my opinion." *nervous laughter*
