My nine-year-old, watching me play Team Fortress 2…
Isaac: "Papa, why do you stay inside the base and shoot? Go out and fight."
Me: "Papa is a sniper. That's what I do."
Isaac: "Isn't that cowardly?"
Me: "Ok. I'll change to the Pyro and charge at them with my flamethrower, ok?"
Isaac: "That's what I'm talkin' about!"
Me: "Where did you learn THAT phrase?"
Isaac: "How Transformers Should Have Ended. I saw it on YouTube."
