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So we are making students into trees now?

"Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire." -Matthew 7:19

Tuition for the Stupid

"Is your son a lazy dummy? Is your daughter stupid? We have the tuition for your hopeless and useless child!"

I wanted to call but I was lazy, slow and careless.

[Photo via my friend Shereen]

National Treasure, wor

And it's only Monday.

the mrbrown show: MRT station names, Malay style, with Imran

Youtube link: http://mrbrwn.co/11Yxb74

My friend Imran feels that since we have Chinese style MRT station announcements now, we should also have Malay style ones.

the mrbrown show: mrbrown's Guide to Chinese MRT Station Names

Youtube link: http://mrbrwn.co/VjqPJR

Learn to pronounce MRT station names in Chinese like a pro!

Thoughts of a Fashion Suaku

Recently, I had to buy some slightly more fashionable clothes for an event I was involved in and had these #fashionsuaku thoughts:

1. They should rename TOPMAN to TOPSKINNYMAN. Their clothes are so not designed for the broad of frame. #fashionsuaku

2. If they’re called hipster pants, why they don’t fit my hips? #fashionsuaku

3. Is the MANGO brand for their younger demographic called MANGOSTEEN? (hat tip to @arekzed) #fashionsuaku

4. It's called MANGO because the men go there with women and got nothing to do there so Man-go off somewhere else. (hat tip to @eadwine) #fashionsuaku

5. Can I trade in my old Armani for new ones at Armani Exchange? #fashionsuaku

6. If you are too fat to fit into UNIQLO skinny jeans, can you buy them at a UNIGRO? #fashionsuaku

7. If someone is in their Forties and above, do they shop at Forever 29? #fashionsuaku

8. Are they called True Religion jeans because you need to pass an offering bag around to buy them? #fashionsuaku

9. Shouldn't G2000 leave the 20th century behind and call themselves G2012 already? #fashionsuaku

10. Why do people pay so much to wear the underwear of Calvin's Client? #fashionsuaku

11. @90DoubleU: Wears clothes- Cotton On Undress- Cotton Off. #fashionsuaku

12. @VinTheDevil: Why Crocodile brand become Lacoste? #fashionsuaku

13. @PhantomNuts: Prada opening a branch with more affordable prices called Prada Kosong. #fashionsuaku (For a more layered look, Prada Bawang -mb)

14. @markwkk: #fashionsuaku In the 70's. Everyone wear Montague knit shirt. In order not to look like a suaku. (I had a few before. Polyester rules! -mb)

15. My fashion sense is less GQ and more Event Hall. #fashionsuaku 

Har? quote of the week

"In Aljunied, we must be prepared to argue for policies that are different from the Government, even if they are somewhat similar to the Opposition's." —PAP's Bedok Reservoir-Punggol Branch Chairman Victor Lye.

Link: http://mrbrwn.co/YouHkk