Breaking News: NEA to issue new PISAI index to measure how many boogers you will need to dig out of your nose, based on the current Indonesian haze.
We are currently at PISAI 19, I believe.
[Image by Amy Kong]
In other news, on account of the haze, I shall be holding back the regular trimming of my nose hair. Trimming will resume when air quality improves. Thank you for your kind understanding.
