Seems like nobody wants to give Edward Snowden back to the US. I guess nobody likes being spied on.
USA: "Hey, we've been spying on your country, but can you give back the guy who just revealed how much we've been spying on you and ourselves?"
Other countries: "What guy?"
Then again, If Snowden had chosen to transit in Singapore, he would have been returned to the US in one shake of a lamb's tail, with bells and ribbons on. And our government would throw in a packet of Hainanese chicken rice.
Anyway, just to be clear, Singapore doesn't have Snowden. We only have Hazeden and Hailden. Oh, wait, Cockanaden and Abuden too.
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