Wife leaving for work…
Me: "Dear, don't forget your iPad mini!"
Wife: "It's ok, I am taking a book to work today."
Me: "Oh, your Nook?"
Wife: "No, an actual paper book."
Me: "Wow. Old school."
So hardcore. She has to flip pages and all that. But it won't run out of batteries, which is a huge plus. For the record, she was reading Great Expectations.