Wife: "Today the hot sun very hot."
Wife: "I meant, today the sun very hot."
Me: "The sun is always hot leh."
I think I am sleeping on the couch tonight.
I did, however, salvage the situation by making her laugh. I told her the joke about the Indian space program that wanted to send astronauts to the sun.
When asked how it would be possible to fly there when the sun, the Director of the Space Program replied, "That's simple, we would go at night!"