Some fun stuff from the hashtag #FiveWordTechHorrors on Twitter:
1. @mrbrown: Hard drive *click click click* #FiveWordTechHorrors
2. @mrbrown: "Use the Singapore Airlines website." #FiveWordTechHorrors
3. @mrbrown: "Saw your photo on STOMP." #FiveWordTechHorrors
4. @weilien: Please download Microsoft Silverlight here. #FiverWordTechHorrors
5. @MAMA_UMBRIDGE: Please sign in with Google+ #FiveWordTechHorrors
6. @mrbrown: "Red LOS light is blinking." #FiveWordTechHorrors
7. @mrbrown: “User Acceptance Testing? No time.” #FiveWordTechHorrors
8. @mrbrown: “Bypass Staging, update Production server.” #FiveWordTechHorrors
9. @PGD_X: Internet Explorer has stopped working #FiveWordTechHorrors
10. @rasuanta: "Click to skip this ad" #FiveWordTechHorrors
11. @mrbrown: “Adobe Flash plugin has crashed.” #FiveWordTechHorrors
12. @2ngaw: Your Time Machine Restore Failed. #FiveWordTechHorrors
13. @mrbrown: “You have a backup, right?” #FiveWordTechHorrors
14. @mrbrown: “Please submit tender via Gebiz.” #FiveWordTechHorrors
15. @mrbrown: “20% of battery remaining: Dismiss” #FiveWordTechHorrors
16. @2ngaw: Invited you to play BubbleWitchSaga #FiveWordTechHorrors
17. @mrbrown: Zynga bought this game company. #FiverWordTechHorrors
18. @2ngaw: Your iCloud Storage is Full. #FiveWordTechHorrors
19. @anildash: An iTunes update is available. #FiveWordTechHorrors
20. @rasuanta "Task Manager is not responding" #FiveWordTechHorrors
21. @mrbrown: OS X rainbow spinning wheel. #FiveWordTechHorrors
22. @mrbrown: "The Real Singapore reposted you." #FiveWordTechHorrors
23. @MKCorndog: PowerPoint presentation on a Mac #FiveWordTechHorrors
24. @TwitterAU: Content Unavailable In Your Region! #FiveWordTechHorrors
25. @2ngaw: OSX’s White Screen of Death #FiveWordTechHorrors
26. @700VOLVO: We Are Using Windows 8 #FiverWordTechHorrors
27. @jaimescarter: "iPhone accessory is not recognized." #FiverWordTechHorrors
28. @mrbrown: “Configuring Windows updates 0% complete.” #FiverWordTechHorrors
29. @mrbrown: Your password must be alphanumeric… #FiverWordTechHorrors
30. @mrbrown: “Our office only allows IE.” #FiveWordTechHorrors
31. @mrbrown: "MDA: Please license your website." #FiveWordTechHorrors
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