And so the Breakfast Network farce continues, as MDA announces that the site cannot operate on Facebook and Twitter too:
"As socio-political news site Breakfast Network has decided not to register with the Media Development Authority (MDA), the company must cease online services including its Facebook page and Twitter feeds, the regulator said on Friday in a media statement."
Here is a Top Ten List of other things I foresee the MDA won't allow the Breakfast Network to do:
1. MDA says Breakfast Network cannot even have a Whatsapp group chat.
2. MDA says Breakfast Network cannot talk and have breakfast in a coffee shop.
3. MDA says Breakfast Network cannot take taxi and talk to taxi drivers about socio-political issues.
4. MDA says Breakfast Network cannot use Friendster or MySpace, even though no one does, already.
5. MDA says Breakfast Network cannot post emo F*ckyeah Breakfast photos on Tumblr.
6. MDA says Breakfast Network cannot share socio-political sunset photos on Instagram.
7. MDA says Breakfast Network ask others to play Candy Crush or ask for lives.
8. MDA says Breakfast Network cannot send self-erasing sexy socio-political photos of themselves on Snapchat.
9. MDA says Breakfast Network cannot make funny 6-second stop-motion socio-political videos on Vine.
10. MDA says Breakfast Network cannot use IRC Chat or MSN Messenger.
Update: Another Top Ten List of other things I foresee the MDA won't allow the Breakfast Network to do:
11. MDA says Breakfast Network will not be allowed to sell or consume virtual alcohol.
12. MDA says Breakfast Network XMM ish notch allowed to GPGT and pruss wan in HWZ EDMW Forum.
13. MDA says Breakfast Network will not be allowed to use stickers in Facebook Messenger. Or Emoji even.
14. MDA says Breakfast Network will not be allowed to use hashtags. Or even the hash key on the phone.
15. MDA says Breakfast Network will not be allowed to jio others to play DOTA 2 with them.
16. MDA says Breakfast Network can't has cheezburger.
17. MDA says Breakfast Network will not be allowed to drive faster than 50kmh on the Information Superhighway.
18. MDA says Breakfast Network will not be allowed to share the MDA Rap music video on YouTube.
19. MDA says Breakfast Network will not be allowed to upvote any Reddit post.
20. MDA says Breakfast Network will not be allowed to guess who is the Little India Riot hero, unlike the mainstream media, who have the licence to.
