I read in the news that in a National Workplace Happiness Survey, Singapore's overall workplace happiness index is 59, which falls into the band "Under Happy", between "Unhappy" & "Happy".
This made me Over Sad, so I went on Twitter to start the #UnderHappy hashtag.
1. @mrbrown: Bak Chor Mee came with one less meatball. #UnderHappy
2. @kuekj: Bak Chor Mee, no ter kwa! #UnderHappy
3. @mrbrown: Boss just bought a Lamborghini after announcing this year no bonus. #UnderHappy
4. @mrbrown: "Realistic and correct salaries" for "morally upright" ministers. #UnderHappy
5. @frhn: Managed to board SMRT. Personal space violated and guy beside me has bad breath. #UnderHappy
6. @polarpaws_: Finding the last clean and dry pair of underwear when out on field camp. #UnderHappy #UnderWearHappy
7. @vinyarb: Thirsty, but Dao Huey Zui too hot. #UnderHappy
8. @mrbrown: On the ball during BMT to go to OCS, kena SAFINCOS. (Ok, it's called SISPEC now. I am old. Update: I am told it is now SCS.) #UnderHappy
9. @shunoski: My ban mian never put anchovies. #UnderHappy
10. @mrbrown: Just bought an iPad Mini with Retina Display. iPad Mini 3 with Touch ID announced. #UnderHappy
11. @mrbrown: Whipped cream on my Frappacino when I told them no whip. #UnderHappy
12. @mrbrown: Barista spelled my name wrong on my latte. #UnderHappy
13. @rasuanta: Barista spelled my name correctly on my frappe. Cannot instagram. #UnderHappy
14. @weilien: Finding the last available stall in a public bathroom, but it's a squat toilet. #UnderHappy
15. @mrbrown: Paid 10 cents to enter a public toilet. Toilet looks like shit. #UnderHappy
16. @mrbrown: Wife ate the food before you could Instagram it. #UnderHappy
17. @mrbrown: The ice in your Teh Si Peng melted before the drink became cold. #UnderHappy
18. @ErvinHan: Normal is too sweet. Siu Dai is not sweet enough. #UnderHappy
19. @marcdnair: Tapao food, forget to take spoon. #UnderHappy
20. @brianistic: Boss say leave cannot bring forward next year and no cash out, must clear by this year #UnderHappy
21. @marcdnair: Receive camera as birthday present, but win the same model last week in office lucky draw. #UnderHappy
22. @marcdnair: Got cash voucher, but only valid in one ulu outlet. #UnderHappy
23. @nyithetnyi: If Pharrell had grown up in Singapore. #UnderHappy
24. @mr_wilson95: Not all pieces of chicken on my roast chicken rice had the skin on them. #UnderHappy
25. @mrbrown: The vending machine still doesn't accept the new Singapore coins. And that's all you have. #UnderHappy
26. @mrbrown: Ordered Teh Si Siu Siu Dai, kopitiam auntie made it Siu Dai. #UnderHappy
27. @furryphotos: Leave house, phone at 50%, no power bank #UnderHappy
28. @mrbrown: Brought Powerbank for iPhone. Didn't bring Lightning cable. #UnderHappy
29. @ErvinHan: Tons of 'Likes' on Carousell but no offer. #UnderHappy
30. @mrbrown: Friend spams Carousell posts on your Facebook Feed. #UnderHappy
31. @mrbrown: The state of the S-League. #UnderHappy
32. @furryphotos: Made #UnderHappy joke but @mrbrown already did it earlier.
33. @mrbrown: Harass and scam customers, then online parody site posts your cringeworthy shirtless photos on Facebook. #UnderHappy
34. @mrbrown: Bus app says "3 MIN" but bus already "ARR". #UnderHappy
35. @DanielFoodDiary: 2nd in line. Person in front tabao 2 dozen packets #UnderHappy
36. @MrFoxxie: Want to change fries to onion rings at BK, no more onion rings. #UnderHappy
37. @syuk_cookie: After a 12 hours night shift,need to attend another 3 hours 'work life balance' course #UnderHappy
38. @MothershipSG: Ask real Indian foreign workers act #underhappy at fake riot. #UnderHappy
39. @marcdnair: First in class but report card says got room for improvement. #UnderHappy
40. @weilien: Someone praises you in the comments on Instagram but, for some reason, doesn't "Like" your picture. #UnderHappy
41. @amirulhsbm: Want to think of #UnderHappy jokes but can't think of any. #UnderHappy
42. #UnderHappy is the new #Sianhalf
43. @mrbrown: Ordered Mee Kia. Gave me Mee Pok. #UnderHappy
44. @mrbrown: No one understood your hipster-ironic t-shirt. #UnderHappy
45. @mrbrown: #UnderHappy is the Singaporean employee's Whatever.
