Yesterday, at home…
Me: "Joy, is that you pooping in my bedroom toilet?"
Youngest daughter (sings): "Hello from the other side…"
We then proceeded to sing the rest of the song, including a line that went "I'm sorry I have to pangsaaaaai".
I wonder where she gets that dorky sense of humour from.
In other news, last night I was texting the wife on the way home from work. I boarded the bus and there she was. We are, like, fated to be together. Hashtag Romance.
