On the second day of Chinese New Year, when most eateries were closed, I was queuing at the crowded McD's with the son and whispering under my breath, "Please, may the person in front not be ordering 10 Big Breakfasts. Please, may the person in front not be ordering 10 Big Breakfasts. Please, may the person in front not be ordering 10 Big Breakfasts."
She ordered 10 Big Breakfasts.
Then the next fella ordered two Happy Meals to dine in. And six meals to go. Wah lau eh.
Good thing I had that lovely satay waiting for me at my 大姨's place.
Speaking of eating too much during CNY, my friend Jeff sent me this:
To all feasting this CNY, there will be lots of eating and drinking. A friend introduced me a type of weight loss plaster. Just need to paste it. Very effective. The whole treatment is 7 days. Can lose up to 10kg weight!!! And it is not expensive.
So I asked him, "Where should I paste the plaster?"
He said, "On the mouth."
