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mrbrown goes sightseeing in Woodlands

Today I learned: There is a big difference between bus 971E and 951E. The former takes you from Dhoby Ghaut to Royal Plaza Hotel on Scotts Road. 

 

The latter goes from Dhoby Ghaut to Woodlands. 

 

Non-stop.

 

On the CTE. 

 

All the way.

 

From Orchard Road.

 

To Woodlands. 

 

Woodlands Ave 5.

 

As you sit in the bus.

 

In horror. 

 

Wondering how you are going to make it back to Lido IMAX for your Dunkirk movie.

 

I didn't even bring my passport.

 

 

 

 

 

 

(I need new glasses, man.)

 

 

 

 

I thought you might like to see the conversation we had when it happened.

 

 

 

Kim Huat on the NSL Disruption

Kim Huat feels your pain during the MRT line disruption at the North-South Line today.

YouTube link: https://youtu.be/kAX9MqAmcgM

Top Ten Reply Buttons Carousell Should Have for Sellers

The Carousell chat box has some default buttons like “Yes, it’s still available!” and “Please make an offer to exchange feedback later :)”. I think they should have more. Here are my suggestions.

1. The “Do not insult me with that offer.” Reply Button

2. The “Don't be pathetic.” Reply Button

3. The “Nobody cares that you are student and have no money and you desperately need this toy.” Reply Button

4. The “There is no final final final price.” Reply Button

5. The “I would rather throw it in this dustbin in front of me now than sell it to you for that price.” Reply Button

6. The “That is so lowball that the scrotal skin of that lowball is dragging on the floor now.” Reply Button

7. The “I am sorry, that is too far and I don't have my passport.” Reply Button

8. The “No, I am not sending you another photo of myself in this dress, you perv.” Reply Button

9. The “I cannot hold this item for you until next year.” Reply Button

10. The “No, I am not Courts, there is no instalment plan payment scheme.” Reply Button

At the Wet Market with Mother: a Photo Essay

At the Wet Market with Mother by Kin Mun "mrbrown" Lee on Exposure

Following my mother to her usual trip across the Causeway to the wet market.

(Read the full post and see more photographs at brown.exposure.co.)